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Why do cats make bad dj's?

Because the paws the tunes.

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1. How do you tell a hot dog to be quiet?

Hush puppy!

2. If two wrongs don't make a right what does two rights make?

The opposite direction

3. What do The Brady Bunch and That '70s Show have in common?

They're both about Forman living all together.

4. What do you call a friar on the wrong side of the law?

Felonious monk.

5. Girlfriend started crying when I didn't want to have sex with her.

I knew she likes to have sex with me. But I didn't realize I'm so good that it's worth crying over

6. I asked a waitress for a quickie today...

Turns out that's not how to say *quiche* and boy oh boy was I left with egg on my face!

7. Why was the boy talking on the phone lying down?

To avoid dropping the call

8. Being 18 is weird.

You're old enough to go to war, but still young enough to get yelled at for leaving an empty cereal box in the pantry. Freedom has never tasted so... passive-aggressive.

9. What does a pirate 🏴‍☠️ look for in a woman?

A big chest and lots of booty!

10. A teacher asked a student, "What was the assignment?"

The student replied, "Write an essay in 1000 words." The teacher asked, "Then why did you just draw a painting?" The student answered, "Because a painting is worth a thousand words."

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